I have a black belt in sarcasm.

mikkynga:

iwanttobeatotodile:

mydepressioneatsmealive:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

This is just legitimately sad.

and this is why i’ll never meet my circle.

i’m guessing it’s on another country or even continent

(via skate-high)

(via crrocs)

(via el-dark-knight)

(via sodamnrelatable)